Chocolate Veg Hominator

What? Kate's answer to my question when I asked her what kind of cake she wanted for her birthday. Turns out she was really asking for a Chocolate fudge alligator cake. Not sure why she wants alligators. Of course over the last couple of weeks she has asked for Lord of the Rings, Spiderman, Thomas Train & Dragon Tales. There is no way I am up for another Spiderman birthday party & I can't stand Thomas & Dragon Tales so those two are out. I am all about Lord of the Rings & Kate was too for about two weeks. Now she has changed her mind again. Hmm, chocolate veg hominator. How am I going to make that?